dougthompsongs
American Music from songwriter Doug Thompson
lyrics to recorded songs
ok...here's the deal...to me,lyrics are not poetry...they're lyrics..meant to be sung or heard and not read from a page...that being said....here are the lyrics for songs on the first 4 recordings.....chords available on request...hell, i'll even come over and show you how they go....
"abilene blues" lyrics
BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN....some things go wrong just because
i'm watching you as you watch me and something's moving in my brain
there's nothing else that counts as much or means as little as what remains
of all i used to want to be,wild and careless,brave and free
it's nothin but a shadow now but something more than that some how
i'm wanting you as you want me and something's happened to my heart
when every nerve inside screames stop and every impulse says to start
to let it roll on over me,wild and careless,brave and free
it's softer than a shadow now,but something harder anyhow
i'm using you as you use me and something broke inside the mirror
favorite words that lose their sting the moment you start drawing near
the center of this thing we found,the eye of the storm,the sacred ground
it's darker than a shadow now,but brighter than the sun somehow
FALLING STARS....i wrote this in 2001 as my 2nd mariage was disintegrating
the night was still,the stars were bright,the air was cold on a winter's night
and everything you'd tried had worked out well
you said a toast and you raised a glass,that all the troubled times had passed
and that was when the falling stars all fell
(chorus) now time is dragiing you behind the truck,like a muffler hanging,and it's just your luck
there's light out there but where you just can't tell
and the sparks are flying as your future drags,your eyes are drifting and your shoulders sag
you're living where the falling stars all fell
now once upon another time,there was no slippery slope to climb
and heaven was just a stone's throw up from hell
now that's all gone and what you get,is a promise that will not be kept
that's what was left when the falling stars all fell
repeat chorus
the night was still,the stars were gone,we waited in the dark til dawn
and tried to give away what wouldn't sell
we're all just prisoners of the night,we will not go,we've earned the right
to live out where the falling stars allfell....
we're living where the falling stars all fell
THE MAN IN THE MOON(NEEDS A WAITRESS)...i've spent a lot of time,sitting in cafes and wondering either what happened or what's next...
i was sitting in the restaurant,i wasn't hurting anyone
i was thinking about the consequences of all the things i'd done
i was folding the napkin,pushing my plate and tapping my cup with my spoon
i was losing my grip,and a bet with the man in the moon
well the waitress brought the coffee,she had a very pretty smile
i was distracted for the moment,i let the moment last awhile
but the feeling was ther and i just couldn't shake it,i knew it wouldn't leave soon
so i left her a tip and i flipped off the man in the moon
now the dreamers walk the streets and wake up to this world
and the men and women act like they're still little boys and girls
say it's venus and mars,but it's not planetary,it's more like an old favorite tune
like the one you were singing that night to the man in the moon
aw baby,if you're wondering please don't wonder anymore
no one's won or lost and sure as hell,there's no one keeping score
and back at the restaurant,the waitress is smiling,damn she lights up the room
and sends some other loser to talk to the man in the moon
yeah back at the restaurant,the waitress is smiling,damn she lights up the room
and sends some other loser to talk to the man in the moon
MAMA,SWEET MAMA....this came to me one day,pretty much all at once,words and music...ian hart told me i was "chanelling" doc watson....hmmmmm....maybe...
mama,sweet mama,what do you want me to do?
i got more time than money and i want to spend it all on you
and baby,sweet baby,i got some ideas in my head
some might get me arrested,and some might get me dead
howlin like a dog on a full moon night,3 sheets to the wind,high as a kit
the neighbors are calling the cops again
and your husband is wondering where you been
aw darlin,sweet darlin,you're just like a runaway train
ain't nothin gonna stop you and nobody dares to complain
howlin like a dog on full moon night,3 sheets to the wind,high as a chinese kite
the neighbors are callin 9 1 1 again
and your husband's still wonderin where you been
aw darlin,sweet darlin,you're just like a runaway train
ain't nothin gonna stop you and nbobody dares to complain
and mama,sweet mama,what do you want me to do?
i got more time than money and i want to spend it all on you
MICHELLE...i wrote this in 2004 for my then girlfriend,now wife,the bridge i refer to is the mackinac bridge that links the upper and lower parts of michigan
i crossed the bridge,just to see michelle
and the devil was the desk clerk in a michigan motel
and he called for the boy by ringing a bell
said he'd getit himself but he's not feeling well
and i know you paid the devil but it's pretty hard to tell
if you're coming or you're going,into heaven or some kind of hell
and that great,gray fog curtain rose then it fell
out of the blue and that was just like michelle
walking up main street feeling awful blue
looking for the woman,with the new tattoo
and her hair's all pulled back and she wears a simple dress
she's got a whole lot of sins that she needs to confess
and i don't wear a collar but i know it must be true
that all of the postcards i got came from you
yeah they all came from you it was easy to tell
on a blanket of clouds and that was just like michelle
picking up driftwood down at the shore
throwing it back into the waves once more
back to the waves as the red sun fell
off in the distance and that's just like michelle
and i know you paid the devil but it's pretty hard to tell
if you're coming or you're going into heaven or some kind of hell
and that great,gray fog curtain rose then it fell
out of the blue and that was just like michelle
SAMANTHA....for a while both of my step sons were dating girls named "samantha"....this is kind of my tribute to "brown eyed girl" by van morrison
i make a wish on a shotting star,i look up and there you are
i turn around to find you gone,like the line between what's right and wrong
(chorus)-samantha give your smile to me,shine your light and set me free
smoke and waves and stars and dreams
samantha give your smile to me
i had a dream just the other night,in life defining black and white
you were in my arms and i was laughing at a cloudy sky
(repeat chorus)
i always heard that love was blind,they used to tell me love was kind
now i know how right and wrong that was,there's no explaining what love does
(repeat chorus twice)
PECKINPAH AND FORD....i tried to get in the head of a film director whose life is falling apart,women troubles,drugs,studio pressures...
backing down a mountain road on a foggy night with a trailer load of dynamite that could explode
if i don't yell out cut....at the right time
holding on to nothing but the straws that weren't worth grasping at and knowing that just makes it
that much harder to feel better...without tequila every night
(chorus) but someday it won't matter,although tonight it does
budgets just get battered,scripts the get ignored
it's just talking ,moving pictures,that's all it ever was
but tell that to peckinpah and ford
running thru a village with the sunlight streaming muc crashing women screaming
one hand on my mega[phone,barking orders at the frightened,pretty gitls
and since you left there's demon's there,they're all around my folding chair
offering the bottles and the powder that will kill me as i slowly lose control of my own world
(repeat chorus)
MY DEAD OLD MAN AND ME...back in '98,i saw an article in the paper about a danish guy who took his recently deseased father for one last motorcycle ride....
well i found out that my dad was dead,so i stuck a helmet on his head
and i strapped him to the back of my bike
we rode down to the corner bar,for a couple beers and a fine cigar
"cause that's the kind of stuff the old man like
(chiorus)-flying thru the countryside,no one's been this free
we're just out for one more ride,my dead old man and me
well you should've seen my mother's face,half amused and half disgraced
she put another hot dish out to cool
and my sisters they were both surprised,they couldn't believe their eyes
when me and dad drove twice around the pool
(repeat chorus)
we rode until the sun was low,then we got a room with h b o
and we slept in the next mornin,cuz we could
and i'm sorry if i made the preacher nervous,but even if we'd have missed the service
i'm sure the old man would've understood
(repoeat chorus)
ABILENE BLUES....could be anywhere,anyone who's been lonely in their own hometown...
in a bookstore,in a corner of texas,swept under the rug of convenience
kept like a key to an old rusted padlock,you never had reason to use
in a burst in a flash of the lightning,in the brightness and breath of the morning
it comes and it goes,it ebbs and it flows
and it feels like the abilene blues
in the minutes that turned into hours,moments pressed like homecoming flowers
stolen and stashed and sometimes forgotten
and sometimes pulled out and abused
but they never get damaged completely,and somehow you hold them and lately
they call back to you but you just think it's truw
when it's really just the abilene blues
so write a book,go tell your story,about the sunlight you found in the movies
you can blame every sad broken heart on pandora
and you'd just be a little confused
'cause there's nothin to wanting it all babe,and once you've cracked open that wall safe
just take it and laugh and then break it in half
when you've stolen the abilene blues
aw they;re only the abilene blues
ROME'S PRETTY DIFFERENT...a song about urban renewal...
the sky's held hostage by the rain,there's a hammer pounding inside my brain
and all those roads still lead to rome,rome';s pretty different from my home
yeah rome's pretty different from my home town,from the city square to the theatre in the round
and all those road's still lead to rome,rome's pretty different ferom my home
the whitewash rolls down off the fence,and a truckload of lawyers couldn't make it all make sense
and the city streets still look the same,but they built new houses and changed the names
yeah they built new houses and changed the names,from the hall of justice to the hall of fame
and the city streets still look ok,that's the difference between tomorrow and yesterday
yeah rome's pretty different from my home town,from the city square to the theatre in the round
and all those roads still lead to rome,rome's pretty different from my home
the sky's held hostage by the rain,there's a hammer pounding inside my brain
and all those roads still lead to rome,rome's pretty different from my home
THAT'S WHEN I LOVE YOU SO....a love song for my wife that she can groove to...there's some motown in this one
i like the way you look at me at the end of the day
and i like the way you say my name when i'm comin home after being away
and i like it when you tell me all those things you want me to know
but baby when you hold me,that's when i love you so
baby when you hold me tight,that's when i love you so
i like the way your eyes light up when i bring you a cup and a smoke
and i like it when you laugh out loud at all my corny jokes
and i like the things you say to me when the candle light is low
but baby when you hold me,that's when i love you so
baby when you hold me tight,that's when i love you so
and i could lay fiorever holding you against my skin
it feels like what love feels like and i never want it to end...no
i like the way your body moves when the music plays
and i like the way those dimples show when a smile crosses your face
and i like the way you show me just how far a love can go
but baby when you hold me,that's when i love you so
baby when you hold me tight,that's when i love you so
SCARLETTE....i wrote this while watching a movie about vivian leigh(the actress who played "scarlet o'hara"),with the sound down
when i look in your eyes i see mystery
i see a road i do not know that leads to someplace i can't see
it's where the shadows go with the promises and lies
i see a flash of scarlette there when i look in your eyes
when i look in your eyes i don't know a thing
i turn from what i thought was true and i forget remembering
it lets me go to you where i am not surprised
to see a flash of scarlette there when i look in your eyes
when i look in your eyes i'm blind to all but what i see
in your eyes is what i want and where i want to be
when i look in your eyes i see mystery
i see a road i do not know that leads to someplace i can't see
it';s where the shadows go with the promises and lies
i see a flash of scarlette there when i look in your eyes
DON'T ASK ME WHAT I'M THINKIN'.....for my friend julia....we've all had days like this
don't ask me what i'm thinkin' if you don't want any bad news
nothin' about the president,no muslims and no jews
don't ask me how my day was,that stuff just makes me mad
don't ask me what i'm thinkin' and you won't hear anything bad
don't ask me how i'm doing and you won't get the wrong idea
nothin' about how i waste my time and i never come to see ya
don't ask me what i'm up to,or remind me of what i had
don't ask me what i'm thinkin' and you won't hear anything bad
and i used to have a family and i used to have a home
now all i feel is guilty and all i am is all alone
don't ask me where i'm livin' if you really don't want to know
you want to keep it light and pleasant well those are places i won't go
we can talk about the weather,something meaningless like that
but don't ask me what i'm thinkin' and you won't hear anything bad
yeah we can talk about the weather or something meaningless like that
but don't ask me what i'm thinkin' and you won't hear anything bad
LONG DISTANCE LOVE SONG...when i met my wife she lived 450 miles away....
she said i want you to talk dirty to me on the telephone
she said i like it when you say nasty things 'cause i'm here all alone
she said the nights are cold and it's gettin old i tried gettin drunk and stoned
she said i want you to talk dirty to me on the telephone
she said i want you to talk dirty to me on the telephone
she said i love it when you say my name in that whiskey baritone
she said i hate my job and i'm sick of my friends all they do is piss and moan
she said i want you to talk dirty to me on the telephone
(bridge) she said some girls like the forearms,some girls like the rear
but if she had her choice she'll take a sexy voice
saying bad things in her ear
she said i want you to type dirty to me on the internet
she said tell me what you'd do to me use the whole alphabet
i said it's hard to type one handed when my desire is fully grown
so why don't i just talk dirty to you on the telephone
(repeat bridge)
she said i want you to talk dirty to me on the telephone
she said c'mom,reach out and touch some one somewhere past the skin and bone
she said tell me what you're wearing doug,once more,nic eand deep and slow
she said i want you to talk dirty to me on the telephone
"grace in a bucket" lyrics
BERNADETTE...a sweet catholic girl who used religion as a place to hide
well you told me once that you had all the answers
you said jesus told you what you need to know
well that was in your youth,do you still think that's the truth
or did you give up tryin to find the truth long ago
i remember how you used to hold your bible
like a shield against the people that you met
you were so afraid of sin,you wouldn't let anybody in
you just shut em out with scripture bernadette
chorus....and bernadette you're on your knees tonight
tryin to convince yourself again that black is white
with your mother's cross against your throat and that rosary in your hand
bernadette is it more than you can stand
well you told me once that nothin worldly mattered
you said we all were gonna be swept away
but that was way back when,things have kind of changed since then
you still think all you have to do is pray
repeat chorus
well i know you'll say a prayer for me tonight
though you're sure my soul is a lost and hopeless case
if that's what you're gonna do,i just might say a prayer for you
one to lift the sadness from your face
repeat chorus
HALLOWEENTOWN...it's a kid's movie,but i figure we ALL live in halloweentown
Every body wears a mask, I don't know why, I never asked But here in Halloweentown that's the way it's always been Doctors, lawyers, Native American leaders, Huck Finns and Tom Sawyers Put on someone else's face and try to fool their friends Chorus-And it's just another day in Halloweentown …That's my home Jack the Ripper, Charley Chan, Mickey Mouse and Superman All standing on the corner waiting for the light to change I watch "em all so full of pride, they never let me see inside But deep down I know I'm one of them so I don't think it's strange Repeat Chorus The promises and dreams are free and full of flights of fantasy And nothing is expected of you so you never fail And when your life is shaded by a constant masquerade Then you don't have to buy a ticket you just duck under the rail Repeat Chorus Everybody wears a mask I don't know why I never asked but Here in Halloweentown that's the way it's always been
TRYIN TO LIVE LIKE ME...just another song about a loser...i guess maybe it was me once...
The fog was heavy on the coast I poured another drink When you get drunk you talk too much and I just sit and think And you might go crazy tryin' to live like me Well there's worse things but I don't know what they'd be
She told me how she hated him and how he made her feel And how when she laid down with him it all felt so unreal And you might get nervous tryin' to live like me Well there's worse things but I don't know what they'd be
He was standin' right behind us while we were talkin' at the bar I axed where she was goin' he was lightin' his cigar And you might think twice 'fore tryin' to live like me Well there's worse things but I don't know what they'd be
SOUNDS LIKE ANGELS...not sure about angels,but SOMETHING'S out there...some things defy explanation...like a joni mitchell song...or not...
The rain is washin' most of my sins away The one's that remain are the ones I asked to stay Clouds are pourin' salvation all around I'm catchin' grace in a bucket it's a sweet amazin' sound Chorus- And it sounds like angels, crashin' to the ground Yeah it sounds like angels, crashin' to the ground And it sounds like angels, sounds like angels That's the sound
Well the truth is hard and fast and it's impossible to ignore It grabs you by the throat 'til you can't take it anymore And when it finally lets you go you'll never be the same It won't be bargained with and you can't give it another name Repeat chorus Bridge-They're not watchin' me while I'm asleep They're not prayin' for my soul They're not doin' much of anything They're spinning down out of control The wild storm is ragin' right outside my wall The hurricane is poundin' but I'm not afraid at all Lightnin' rips the sky and thunder shakes the air But all I hear is laughter and it comes from everywhere Repeat chorus
TALKIN TO JUNIOR...all true,no names were changed ,no one is innocent
I was talkin' to junior just the other day, hangin' around by the square He never has a thing to say, that's okay, hey I don't care And we both say nothing' for a little while Junior starts walkin' that miracle mile With a pack of camels and a can of old style And that picture of his wife Jole blon' I'll see you soon we can dance all night and make love all day You got the light of the moon and the stars in your eyes why did you go away
I ran into stan down at kevie's bar he was coked up and talkin' a streak Sayin' twelve hundred miles is not too far and how he hadn't slept in a week But he breaks on down after a dozen beers Chokes all up and cries real tears For a woman he hasn't seen in three years Just pieces of a life He says Kathy I swear I'll see you soon we can dance all night and make love all day You got the light of the stars and the moon in your eyes why did you go away
So I walked to the corner lookin' up at the sky thinkin' about how it works The women who say they all want a nice guy are always fallin' for jerks And the nice guys lose and go off somewhere Tellin' sad stories to a world that cares Just about as much as that moon up there Cares about this night Baby I swear I'll see you soon we can dance all night and make love all day You got the light of the stars and the moon in your eyes why did you go away
BECKY SANG THE BLUES...becky fimbres is exactly 1 week older than i am...and the first person(besides me)to sing my songs and for that i love her...oh and she's older than me...
Becky sang the blues I could hear it through the windows of the bar She sounded like an angel, sweet and sad and oh so very far And nothing else could matter at that moment as I held you in my arms I remember kissin' you at midnight, while Becky sang the blues
Becky sang the blues it seemed like everything on earth had fallen still Neon bathed the parking lot and shadows climbed towards heaven through the hills And nothing was important but her voice and the way it made us fell I remember kissin' you at midnight while Becky sang the blues
Becky sang the blues I could hear it drifting through the open door Lonesome and alluring something about it touched me to the core We listened and I held you and I remembered what this heart of mine was for I remember kissin' you at midnight while Becky sang the blues
MY GIRLFRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND....my girlfriend and her best girlfriend were watching "jerry springer",and i wrote this in the other room...and then walked out and played it for them...and survived...
Well you're all dressed up and I'm goin' nowhere You're puttin' on your makeup and you're fixin' you're hair You're hikin' that skirt and you're showin' more thigh And I'm getting' kinda jealous baby but it's not another guy And she walks in wearin' a leather vest, spike heel shoes and black fishnets You're in a big hurry, you say don't worry You're out the door 'til way past four
My girlfriend's girlfriend is messin' up my world I think she wants to be my girlfriend's girl
Well you changed perfume so you smell like she does I ask why you're goin' out and you say because, dammit You pick her favorite songs there's dust on my discs It's all celine dion and melissa etheridge And she walks in wearin' a denim skirt, French lingerie and an open silk shirt You're in a big hurry, you say don't worry And then you're gone 'til way past dawn
My girlfriend's girlfriend is messin' up my world I think she wants to be my girlfriend's girl
We talked about it, I asked her why I went hello and she went bi-oh my My girlfriend's girlfriend is messin' up my world I think she wants to be my girlfriend's girl
THE LONG WALK...written with angi mcfarland
You went away but I'll see ya soon, I'm goin' to take a long walk 'neath the moon I miss your breath your face your touch You loved me enough but never too much And in to the night you stroll, streetlight diamonds are not your best friend They offer nothin' but temporary comfort You glance back every now and then You went away but I'll see ya soon, I'm goin' to take a long walk 'neath the moon It might've been luck, it could've been fate You loved me enough I just found out too late Glance back every now and then; stop at your doorway how empty it feels You go back to where you'd been Cold damp pavement shines at your heels You went away but I'll see ya soon, I'm goin' to take a long walk 'neath the moon I'm goin' to paint my soul in the sky You loved me enough without havin' to try Think twice and leap It's only forever and that's a long time to sleep
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I WANNA....this is my sex song....written for debbie and she knows why
I wanna kiss your neck, I wanna kiss your neck Soft and slow up and down you're throat, leave you a nervous wreck I wanna kiss your neck
I wanna breathe in your ear, I wanna breathe in your ear You can whimper and moan while I whisper and groan Up close so you can hear I wanna breathe in your ear
I wanna move on down, I want your heart to pound I wanna hear that sound that I love to hear--- ("oooh doug!")
I wanna tie you up; please can I tie you up Put this blindfold across your eyes; feel that silk against your thighs I know how much you like a big surprise… We can go from soft to rough I wanna tie you up I wanna breathe in your ear; I wanna nuzzle up behind your knee, I wanna bite your calf; I wanna suck your toes I wanna kiss your neck
CARA'S MOM.....i wrote this 10 years ago....it's all still happening
Hey there's a world of trouble outside my door, I don't know why I answer the phone anymore, There's nothin' new that I can see, looks like the same old shit to me, oh yeah I see punks and drunks and little girls, who think they can handle any wind that whirls Down a dirty sidewalk in a dyin' town, with a few lost souls who have never found out About the twisted ways that power fades into spaces between where mistakes get made And faces twitch and no one's calm, think I'll take a walk, I think I'll take a walk With cara's mom Wounded pride won't take you far and neither will the title to a totaled car You can lose your hair you can lose your mind, you can lose anything that you ever can find, oh yeah Now there's a quarter moon in a twenty dollar sky, there's a flood in st louis and I think I know why, it's the levees and dykes it's the sand and rain, it's new sand bags and old flood plains, it's god's revenge it's man's mistake, it's too much water and not enough lake, it's a terrorist with a nuclear bomb, think I'll take a walk, I think I'll take a walk With cara's mom Hey there's a world of trouble outside my door, I don't know why I get out of bed any more, there's nothin' new that I can see, looks like a rerun from my tv, yeah Think I'll take a walk with cara's mom tonight Think I'll take a walk with cara's mom all right
JOSEPHINE....ahhhh yes,i remember her well...she turned me upside down and shook the change out of my pockets
Josephine's on the telephone she says come on over I'm all alone I haul ass as fast as I can run I get to her house There's a party goin' on Chorus-Josephine you drive me crazy, you make me mad as I can be Josephine I'm thinkin' maybe, you might be the death of me Josephine's got a wicked smile, she's got her finger on my dial She's got a laugh that'll fill a room She breathes in my ear and my heart goes BOOM-BOOM Repeat chorus
Bridge-Oh…when you talk to me like that, it makes the walls fall back Feels like a panic attack, oh when you talk to me that way, it keeps the wolves at bay, at least for one…more… day-hey
Josephine sends the party home and laughs at me when we're all alone Then she asks me if I'm mad I say That ain't the first time I've been had Repeat chorus
I TRY TO FORGET YOU...a true story
I saw your daughter on the street today she waved and smiled I guess she doesn't hate me after all Sometimes I couldn't blame her other times I'm not so sure Still it was good to see her that's the first time since last fall Chorus-And I try to forget you every mornin' Sometimes I almost make it but not quite Yeah I try to forget you every mornin' But your memory comes back to me each night
I drive by your house you know it's on the way to my ex's place I'm runnin' back and forth with the kids I feel like stopping' when I see your car is in the driveway I wonder what your boyfriend would think about it if I did Repeat chorus
I know where you're workin' and I hear the food is pretty good And maybe I could order ala carte When I stop in and see you babe and when you've brought the coffee This time when I go I'll leave a tip and keep my heart Repeat chorus
"short takes and tall tales" lyrics
AABOASIAT....that's just the way it is...
Well tonight there's a beer being poured in a glass at a bar on a street in a town There's a guy puttin' money in a Wurlitzer juke box and a tv with the volume turned down There's a girl at the bar with flamin' red hair She'll kiss you or kick you, man she doesn't really care And tonight there's a beer bein' poured in a glass a t a bar on a street in a town
Well tonight there's a home bein' wrecked in an instant at a bar on a street in a town There's a hand on a knee, a smile and a whisper and a laugh that's a little too loud There's a girl at the bar with light in her eyes, love on her lips tellin' sweet little lies And tonight there's a home bein' wrecked in an instant at a bar on a stret in a town And you're sayin' somethin' it must be important, you're grabbin' my collar and pullin' me near,
The truth is pourin' from out of you're eyes and I'm listenin' but you know I can't hear…
And tonight there's a dream bein' drained from a bottle at a bar on a street in a town There's guy on a stool, he's spent his last dollar and he's tryin' to con one more round There's a girl at the bar with raven-dark hair She used to be a redhead man she still gets her share And tonight there's a dream bein' drained from a bottle at a bar on a street in a town Yeah tonight there's a beer bein' poured in a glass at a bar on a street in a town
JUST LIKE TOBY TYLER'S BLUES...the fair from the other side...
You know the ferris wheel shut down and i just saw a clown drinkin' Sterno and howlin' at the moon
Some teenaged girls and some old men got their weight guessed,
lost and then ran off and left the scent of cheap perfume
You know the midway is not what it used to be, it never used to smell that way to me
The ticket lady needs a shave and you think you see an early grave in her future
man she's only twenty three
And the tunnel of lust is what the sign should say but it doesn't
and you guess that's okay for breakfast she had beer and LSD
You know the carnival's not what it used to be,it never used to feel like that to me
Aw the singin' dogs , the Harmonicats ,
the lady they call Michigan Fats when she dies her coffin will be a piano crate
The music from the carousel calliopes
and you can't tell what else all blarin' some old song you hate
You know the county fair's not what it used to be,
it never smelled or felt or sounded like that to me
You know the Ferris wheel shut down
and I just saw a clown drinkin' Sterno and howlin' at the moon
UNHAPPY WHEN SHE'S HAPPY....yeah,well.....sometimes things go like that
Life has taken her places she never thought she'd go and fate has dealt the cards she's had to play,
tell her that she's pretty she'll smile and say she knows, buy her a drink and chances are she'll stay
Chorus:
And she might go home with you or she might pick someone else
Don't ask for explanations she doesn't know herself Some people say she's evil but I don't think she's bad She's just unhappy when she's happy and only happy when she's sad
Now you can see that she was beautiful about twenty years ago
and she's not afraid to tell you where she's been,
and as long as you keep buyin' then the words
and whiskey flow she doesn't think the party's ever gonna end
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She's unhappy when she's happy but she won't admit it though Sometimes she cries at night when she forget she's not alone So if you're on a barstool and she sits down next to you
and lets you buy her drinks and hold her hand,
be gentle with her mister no matter what you do
'cause I don't know how much more her heart can stand
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THE MOON IS A SHIP....driving on a full moon night,regrets hang heavy
There's a blanket of snow on the frozen ground
I got no place to go so I'm hangin' around ,
lookin' for light on the dark side of town
I'm pickin' 'em up and I'm layin' 'em down
Now she's standin' there lookin' good as gold
but she won't think for herself
she'll just do what she's told ,
I'm lettin' her slip and I'm throwin' the fight
The moon is a ship on an ocean of night
Now the lessons we learn are like cash in our hand
you can squander it all or you can build and plan,
well I gambled and lost now my fortune is shot
and there's no use pretending I am what I'm not
Now she's standin' there lookin' good as gold
but she won't think for herself
she'll just do what she's told ,
I'm lettin' her slip and I'm throwin' the fight
The moon is a ship on an ocean of night
She thought she found a dream until the mornin' light broke through
But when the truth sank in she didn't know what she would do
Now she knows…there she goes…and I think she means it too
Now she's walkin' away and it looks like we're through,
I'm struck where I stand it was her road to choose,
I'm lettin' her slip and I'm throwin' the fight
The moon is a ship on an ocean of night
JULIETTE'S BLUES....i've seen oliver stone's "natural born killers" about a dozen times...for juliette lewis
Don't ask me man I don't know just what it is you found
Don't ask me man I don't know just what it is you found
You're smilin' like you're not quite sure your shovel's in the ground
I stood out on the shoreline rocks and watched the waters pound
I stood out on the shoreline rocks and watched the waters pound
I called your name a hundred times and never heard a sound
Sometimes silence settles in and that's the sweetest sound
Sometimes silence settles in and that's the sweetest sound
When daylight fades away and leaves the darkness all around
So don't ask me man I don't know just what it is you found
So don't ask me man I don't know just what it is you found
You're smilin' like you're not quite sure your shovel's in the ground
You're smilin' like you're not quite sure your shovel's in the ground
You're smilin' like you're not quite sure your shovel's in the ground
SCAB ANGELS....labor relations in heaven...for gary huck,my favorite political cartoonist
The angels quit one morning, they just up and went on strike Compensation and conditions were not what they would have liked They flew around with picket signs and hoped to arbitrate But when they brought their demands to the table-they found out they were too late
God fired 'em all and brought in scab angels ,yeah up from hell they came Dealin' with the devil got him the likes of Dillinger, Baby Face Nelson, Billy the Kid and Jesse James and they all got wings and haloes and they all got harps of gold And they took over the real angels' jobs of tending mortal souls
So instead of bein' righteous it's been just wrong since then And that explains a lot of things that have been happenin' to me and my friends We all try to do our best but we never reach our goals That's 'cause we've got scab angels tendin' our mortal souls
So don't think badly of me,it's not that I'm not good But I make the turn for shouldn't and miss the turn for should 'Til I'm standin' at St. Peter's gates my story full of holes I'll blame it on scab angels tendin' our mortal souls You know the angels quit one mornin' they just up and went on strike Compensation and conditions were not what they would have liked
MELANIE... a true story about a sad girl and a wrong number
Melanie lives in a trailer court in Terre Haute Indiana
She dreams of bein' a cover girl and all that that would give her
When Melanie's boyfriend moved away to Tuskeegee, Alabama
She cried enough tears to overflow the banks of the Wabash river
Chorus: I don't know but I've been told it's hard to dream in Terre Haute
well I don't know that's just what I've been told
Melanie dines from her microwave in her Indiana trailer She dances 'round the kitchen 'til the beep tells her it's done And as she eats she wonders why in spite of all the failure She keeps on tryin' to hold a dream that fades with the light of the sun
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Bridge-And as the sun rides low, she is singin' soft and slow
and as the moon rides high she begins to cry
Melanie called me by mistake one night in mid December She told me things she'd never told her sisters or her friends And that was strange and I suppose it's something I'll remember There's a story in there somewhere I'm just not sure how it ends
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MARIA....hard to believe,but maria DIDN'T like me...
Maria doesn't like me she says that I'm too stiff I asked her what she meant by that she just pointed at her upper lip And then she took my rope out and dared me to get loose My chest was in her tourniquet my neck was in her noose
Chorus: And the past will leave you breathless and the future makes you blind Sometimes we get so far ahead we end up far behind
Maria shoots real daggers out of both her flashin' eyes And every time I see her man I wish I had a new disguise But even if I had one I don't think it would help 'Cause nothin'will disguise you when you're hidin' from yourself
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So I'm standin' on the corner in the middle of the street I'm goin' 'round the square in circles and the rain's a solid sheet I've never seen a crystal ball or read a Tarot deck so Maybe that's the reason I don't know what happens next
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ONE MAN'S MIRAGE.....funny how it works,sometimes you have what they want and you don't want what you have...
One man's mirage is another man's lake-Someone's big idea can be a big mistake I know what you're thinkin', you've had that thought When the ship was sinkin', when that war was fought Chorus: And one man;s nightmare can be another man's dream You can have it all right there but then the match hits the gasoline And it explodes in a fireball and then it's gone, gone, gone All it leaves is darkness like just before the dawn
I had a blessin' but it didn't last-It hung like a question then it disappeared so fast Somewhere an answer is floatin' out there lost I never paid her so I don't know what it cost
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So there it is and there it went-It feels like a fortune 'til it's all been spent Yeah it runs like water through an open hand And when it's just too late is when you finally understand
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QUEEN OF THE BAR...i've known several queens of the bar...
She was sittin' on down at Mongo's lounge she was drinkin' to forget She put a buck and a half in the jukebox and she stared at the tv set She's been there since 9 this mornin' they're gonna chase her out at two She's got a hundred hard luck stories and she'll tell 'em all to you
Chorus: She's a hard drinkin' no thinkin' queen of the bar She's nobody's fool she'll beat you at pool she can win at dice or cards The world could blow itself to hell but I don't think she'd change She's pretty as a picture she's just crooked in the frame
Now she wishes she had a dollar for every time her heart got broke She'd be a wealthy woman son and I swear that that's no joke She'll drink you under the table then she'll crawl on down there too The next day she'll be tellin' folks the weird stuff you made her do
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"lightning in the distance" lyrics
SOMEBODY'S SHOES...just like it says
Somebody's shoes in the middle of the road
They might've been dropped or they might've been thrown
They might've been tossed or they might've been hurled They must've been lost by some boy or girl Somebody's shoes in the mornin' sun Two lost soles with their laces undone How did it happen, I just don't know But there's somebody's shoes in the middle of the road
Somebody's shirt by the A T M Tossed in a ball by some her or him Can't see no holes , no rips or tears Looks like somebody left 'em a nice shirt there Bridge-All of these clothes getting' left behind What was he thinkin' what was on her mind How do they explain it or don't they care About leavin' their clothes out there Somebody's hat and somebody's glove Just layin' around waitin' to be picked up
Somebody somewhere is lookin' around for somethin' somebody somewhere else just found
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Somebody's shoes in the middle of the road They might've been dropped or they might've been thrown How did it happen I just don't know But there's somebody's shoes in the middle of the road
Broken Strings...every guitar breaks a string now and then
Strings can stretch too tight on your guitar You play 'em for a while and then they snap and there you are They're unpleasant but necessary things Broken strings, broken strings
And strings can stretch too tight in the human heart You jump too far too fast and you get stopped before you start It's clear until they move the openings Broken strings, broken strings
And once the strands unravel you can't tie 'em up again Like once a road's been traveled it's just someplace that you've been In life and love we often find the catch Is sometimes even paradise can come with strings attached Just one long line of rude awakenings
Broken strings, broken strings It's clear until they move the openings Broken strings, broken strings They're unpleasant but necessary things Broken strings, broken strings
CRUSH ON YOU...women and alcohol have made a fool of many a man...not that we need much help guys
Ya got me nervous, you're makin' me sweat, ya got me shakin'
and you haven't even touched me yet-I don't know what I'm gonna do
You keep lookin' at me and I'll get a crush on you
You're drinkin' vodka with a girl named Sheila think I'll step outside
and throw up all that tequila-I'll try to keep it off my shoe
You keep drinkin' with me and I'll get a crush on you
You just keep talkin' you do that pretty good,
you're the best talker in the neighborhood well many are called - We're the chosen few
You keep talkin' to me and I'll get a crush on you
I'm not a young man I've seen it all but somethin' about her had me on my knees
and out in the hall - I grew wings I up and flew
You're makin' me old but I still got a crush on you
Somewhere the sun is shinin' on a dirty garbage can somewhere a guy is cryin'
baby the guy who used to be your old man - I know why that guy is blue
That's how I'm gonna feel 'cause I've got a crush on you
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'D BE...joe ebel told me this was the best song i've ever written...thanks joe
I don't know where I'd be without your love, maybe in some crowded bus station Holdin' a ticket in my hand, in line to find a destination And I don't know where I'd be without your love
I don't know where I'd be without your love, maybe in some barroom drinkin' poison Talkin' trash and singin' all night long.actin' bad for no good reason And I don't know where I'd be without your love
And I don't know where I'd stand or how I could stand myself If it wasn't for your love, babe I'd be too far gone to help And I don't know where I'd be without your love, prob'ly in some screwed up situation Holdin' a promise in my hand, in line to find a destination And I don't know where I'd be without your love
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IF I AIN'T GOT MY PRIDE.....sad sad story....i heard about this...of course it NEVER happened to me...
I took a walk, I walked to her door, Knocked once or twice and then I knocked some more,
She didn't answer I know she's inside, I sat down on her steps and I cried
I got nothin' if I ain't got my pride
I'd be just a hollow man with nothin' inside, leave me my dignity, I'd be satisfied
I got nothin' if I ain't got my pride
I go around and I tried the back way, I heard laughin' then I heard a guy say
"We didn't order no pizza, no burgers or fries" and then I heard some moanin' and a couple of sighs
I got nothin' if I ain't got my pride
I'd be just a hollow man with nothing inside, leave me my dignity I'd be satisfied
I got nothin' if I ain't got my pride
So I climbed on the roof and I slid down the chimney,
Caught 'em both in a clinch but that didn't convince me,
I said "baby I love you, take me back please" and she said
"not if you beg me, Doug get off of your knees"
I got nothin' if I ain't got my pride
I'd be just a hollow man with nothin' inside, leave me my dignity I'd be satisfied
I got nothin' if I ain't got my pride
BITTER HALF...about a storybook marriage....a GRIM fairytale for sure
Down the road and up the street when he was a younger man He met a girl with a smile so sweet it would melt him where he'd stand While he was busy meltin' she was busy meltin' too She lost her soul he lost his self control and then they said "I do"
Chorus : And they cried so hard they had to laugh and then they laughed so hard they cried Now she is his bitter half they're in hell but they haven't died They're in hell but they haven't died
You see it in the photographs but you could hardly tell They were weaving slightly off the path 'cause she could hide it well While she was busy hidin' he was busy thinkin' hard How he could run around the whole wide world and never leave his yard
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So that was then and now it's come to this she's disillusioned too She's lookin' in the mirror and she's seein' how the years just flew She's thinkin' that the money won't keep her warm at night He knows what she's thinkin' and he knows that she's right
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WAITING FOR MIRANDA....dark,black clouds and a locked car....waiting...
There' lightnin' in the distance I hear the thunder rollin' low Yeah there's lightnin' in the distance baby, I hear the thunder rollin' low And I'm waitin' for Miranda, there's storm that's comin' though
The wind is howlin' murder, and the rain cuts like a knife Yeah the wind is howlin' bloody murder baby, and the rain cuts like a knife And I'm waitin' for Miranda, seems like I've been waitin' half my life
Well the moon is just a memory; clouds have swallowed up the sky Yeah the moon is just a memory baby; clouds have swallowed up the sky And I'm waitin' for Miranda; I'm feelin' black as this night
YOU ALWAYS TELL ME I DO....i knew a woman once who would give orders to the wall...
You got me walkin' on eggshells; you got me watchin' my step It's a thin rope over the pits off hell and even the devil is holdin' his breath Even the devil is holdin' his breath
Chorus:
But don't ask me if I love you, don't wonder if my heart is true You oughta know that I love you so 'Cause you always tell me I do, you always tell me I do
You got me walkin' the wire; you got me toein' the line You got the eyes that spit smoke and fire, and I guess that's all well and fine Yeah I guess that's all well and fine
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You got me walkin' in circles, you got me doin' a dance You got me backed in a corner babe, and you got me convinced it's romance You got me convinced it's romance
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SHE'S STILL IN JAIL AGAIN...ok,no names here...but as far as i know...she still is
Chorus:
She's still in jail again and love won't share the cot They slapped the handcuffs on her in the Beach Club parking lot I only try to love her every now and then But romance don't have no chance 'cause she's still in jail again
Well I wish my baby hadn't run that red light, And I wish her driver's license hadn't expired And I wish she hadn't drank that case of Bud Lite Before drivin' to the bar on squealin' tires And when she cashed that rubber check I got real nervous And I panicked when she asked to run a tab Well she's guilty and I know that she deserves this But judge my baby's not really wild when she's sober she's not bad
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Well I wish my baby hadn't broke that bottle And held it to the bouncer's tremblin' throat 'Cause maybe then the bartender would not have called the cops When she pulled that stolen gun from beneath her coat And I wish she hadn't told the cop to do that Hell it's physically impossible anyway And I hope they called for back-up and a swat team Before my baby steals a squad car and d rives into the lake